Saturday, February 28, 2009

SUPRISE!

***WARNING*** THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS IMAGES OF ALCOHOL, VIDEO OF VIOLENCE AND CAKE NUDITY. IT'S CONTENTS MAY BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE BY SOME. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE EXPOSED TO HOW FIREMEN ACT ON THEIR DAYS OFF, CLICK here or here FOR A MORE PLEASANT EXPERIENCE


Opie has a big day coming up ... he's hitting the BIG 30 on Wednesday March 4th. With his actual birthday being mid-week, his wife decided to throw a surprise birthday party for him last night. Well, if you put the Melrose Misfits together off duty, then turn them loose on a Friday night, lets just say...it's a gamble. Any combination of the boys from C-shift could result in good or bad conditions. Last night ended ....??? Well, you decide.

The first red flag was that their was alcohol involved.

Trying to use good judgement, we DIDN'T go across the street from the station (to the "Quicky Mart") and buy up a bunch of 40's or 22 oz Magnums. Instead, we high jacked a truckload of Old Milwaukee ... and NO, not Best or Lite. Captain says Old Mil has been voted the #1 beer in America by national brew masters for 4 years running. They don't tell us how to fight fire, we won't tell them how to judge beer. Too much of anything can be bad and as quickly as you can drink a case or 3, a fight broke out.

video

You can guess what happened next. Drinking and fighting equals only one thing..the PoPo. It's hard to watch one of your own be "cuffed and stuffed" but life ain't easy. I'm just glad Tyrone didn't resist, or attempt to "Judy chop" or do his little "finger of death" to the adam's apple move.




With drinking, fighting and the PoPo, the Melrose Misfits only lacked one other element to make the night a complete success. HALF NAKED WOMEN! You guessed it, WE HAD EM!


Belly button ring and all! All kidding aside, Kristie opened her home for the boys of C-shift and a few good friends of Opie. Great food and a good time (a VERY civil gathering considering our reputation). Anyone drinking switched to soft drinks in ample time before leaving or had a designated driver. No animals were harmed in the making of the video or pictures but I am sad to report that the cake was molested and then eaten. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPIE!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So Obauhs secret finally came out and the Police got him, shame what he did to those defenseless animals, he will get his now.
JMO